…. is what someone searched to land at my blog! I had no plans of posting today.. Has been a couple of crazy crazy days – I have not even responded to the comments , loads of unread posts in my reader, but I just could not resist when I saw this search term 🙂
Hitchwriter had invited all his readers to take up this tag about what people search for, and end up reaching our blogs 🙂 Here are some of the bizarre ones that people have been searching for to reach mine!
1. aunties ke big babes -what was he thinking when he/she thinking when he searched for this? And whatever made google land him here?
2. monstermind ????
3. husband wish list – Any takers – who has been searching for that 🙂
4. introduction about act of rape in india – There have been loads of searches with the keyword of ‘rape’ – but this was extra weird!
5. daughter green hair – So there are more daughters in the world wanting green hair 🙂 Maybe, somebody”s teenage daughter wants to colour her hair green and wants to see if she has company 🙂
6. how to write excuses for 1. skip school(loads)
2. avoid school uk(loads)
3. avoid friend’s trip(just one person 🙂 )
4. to go on trip
and some of these people looking to write excuses – also do not happen know how to spell ‘excuse’ 🙂 But google still manages to land them here 🙂
7. Lots of people looking for Sushmita Sen and one looking for ‘nigella lawson+rhinoplasty’
8. and of course how can I forget – people looking for Dhiren Bhai 🙂 There was just one hit for it before Dhiren wrote his post – had a bunch after that – so I suspect some of our blogsamajites have been trying to verify the claim that searching for Dhiren Bhai could land you here 🙂
Any Excuse to Write... 
ROFL…
aunties ke big babes – haha whatever that means!
husband wish list – omg 😀 😀 !
I haven’t the slightest idea!!! Can’t even begin to imagine what they were searching for 🙂
OMG! Let me get on to the couch first 😛
Am I 2nd?
Sure looks like you are – 2nd 🙂
abssolutely I too fell of my chair… !!!!!!!!
Smi !!!!!!
I did too – when I first saw it 🙂
Okie … now that its confirmed,
Aunties ke big babes – I can’t stop laughing
Me too – when I first saw it 🙂
Am nt looking for any of those husband wishlists or monsterminds 😛
Thank god 🙂
And daughter green hair – Is it the current trend or what? Lemme know if u get to know pls 😉
Sure 🙂
Dhiren Bhai too – Wow Hitchy! U hv become blog world famous 😛 Congrats!
Now, don’t call me Swarthi ok 😉
lol:) I am sure, at this rate, won’t be long before I get hits for ‘Swarthi’ too 🙂
SWARTHI !!
Heeee HAWWWW
Dhiren – better be careful – unless you want even more Rakhis 🙂 and I don’t mean Rakhi Sawant 🙂
Will the Rakhi gift be ticket to Valley of Flowers 😛
No rakhi and no rakhi sawant !!!!!
heh he… so funny… aunties ke big babies….. ha ha
Welcome here, wisegirl 🙂
aunties ke big babes!!!!
ROFL!!!!!
it may have been that post of urs smithu – “From the Babes Mouth”
aha! detective crafty on the case!!! 😛
lol! 😆 Detective Crafty to the rescue, I didn’t even think of it!!!!!!
husband wish list??? *ahem* this cud mean anything, good lord!!!! 🙄
I know 🙂 I am just dying to know what they were actually thinking 🙂
rape here also! but its better than what came up at hitchu’s blog…rapegirls or something!!!! :O
Rape came up because of the post that I did on Rapes in India.. That was atleast understandable 🙂
green hair is a hit!!!! now u shud be proud to sport it smithu!!!
Yeah! Green hair – the new black 🙂
how to write excuses??? LOL!!! one handy blog urs is turning out to be!!! 😛
I know! They must be so disappointed to reach here – when all they wanted was to find out ‘how to write an excuse’ 🙂
sushmita sen, rhinoplasty??? google is wierd, man!!
Sushmita Sen – I think because of that tag – switcheroo tag 🙂 – I had listed her. Rhinoplasty = coz Solilo mentioned it in the comments 🙂
yeah i remember u had mentioned thison hitchu’s blog too!
u’ve given more ideas to more readers…
I know 🙂
LOL smithu…now u know na what to do?? Bhaaagooooooo
😛 😛 😛
That is what I plan to do 🙂
last bit of my comment was on ur mention of ppl looking for Dhiren Bhai…
Got it 🙂
we figured !
I had “girls shitting on the road” I had used bullshit in on of my posts hence I think my blog showed up. But still – girls shitting on the road? Why? Why?
‘girls shitting on the road’ – omigid!! What all are people interested in? I can’t see why someone would want to search with those keywords!!!
lolz aunty ke big babes….well innocently hoping that the guys who googled it didn’t misspell the last word…ahem!!
I would like to hope too 🙂
ROFL!!!!!! classic 😛 😛 😛
I have had a lot of weird ones…. some of which I cannot even disclose in the open public 😛 😛 😛 😛
ha ha ha 🙂 especially after your sex change saga – I’m not surprised 🙂
Be brave like Smi !! OG !! be a man !!!!!!! 😛 😛
What are you trying to say Hitchy? That OG is not a man? OG! Did you hear this!!!!
ROFL!!!!!!!! 😛 no comments…… 😛
see how aunty is twisting my words… !! 😛 😛
LOL, Im sure the guy typed it wrong. He was searching for something else, that pervert !!! 😀 😀 😀
I am quite sure of that too 🙂
Blogspot doesnt provide such a feature, it would be fun na? Hmmmm…..
See – one more reason to move to WP – why aren’t you moving by the way?
Smi, I thought this is going to be A-rated. Are you sure it was ‘aunties ke big babes’? 😆 😆 *bhagooooo*
Yes, thats what he/she searched for – but like a lot of others here – I am quite sure – not what he meant to search for 🙂 Another person with spelling issues 🙂
After that swinging other side post and couple of comments, I get the weirdest search terms. Ha..ha..ha..
I can so imagine 🙂
Oh! Rhinoplasty term I used to tell OG about Shobhana’s nose surgery. 😀
Yes, and today I got one for bobbitting too – thanks to your comment on that post on rapes 🙂
Hitchy is everyone’s bhai. The amount of rakhis he will get on Raksha Bandhan.
😆 I am so enjoying this 🙂 Dhirem must be waiting for August to come 🙂
hahahahahhahahaha 😛 classic one Sololi 😛
Oh stop re… !!
You all are ruining my reputation… !!!!
Ha..ha..ha..a Smitha. Now we should be careful about the comments too. All weirdos coming your way because of the comments. 😆 😆
But sach mein…some search terms people use to reach mine are shocking too.
I know! Most of my weird searches are thanks to the comments 🙂
Solilo out with that tag !! come on !!!
LOL!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
I so agree with Solilo! 😀 Hitchy seems to be everyone’s Bhai nowadays!! 😀
I don’t think it can get any weirder!!!!
ha ha 🙂 Pixie – I agree with Sols too 🙂
rubbish
Now, thats what you would say 🙂
LOL!!!
I think the person was searching for ‘aunties ke big boobs’ …
Probably Bones – now the person will definitely reach here- thanks to your comment 🙂
How did you find these out? Is there an option on wordpress?
Yes, if you go to the Blogstats option and scroll down – you will be able to find a section on the search terms 🙂
ROFLMAO!! Aunties ke big babes? 😀 😀 sounds more like big boobs but didnt know how to spell I guess!
I know! Now that you and Bones have spelt it out – am sure I will get a few hits with the correct spelling as well 🙂
Wish list for husband.. someone seems to be out of ideas….
I know! 😆
monster mind somehow reminded me of monsterhouse.. I kinda love that show 🙂
You do? I haven’t seen it..Have to see it sometime.
avoid schools et al .. he he he 😀
yes, probably just goes to show that there are many people out there trying to play truant from school 🙂
Oh I have many searches for hitchwriter too!!
Oh Hitchy sure seems very popular 🙂 That must be after your review of him 🙂
the first one is so so ROTFLOL !!!!!!!
muahahahahahahaha
buhahahahahaha …. !!!!!!1
oh god let me recover my sense… !!!
I need to meet you …… lol ……….. 😆
sorry but just cant stop laughing……..
Stop laughing, Hitchy 🙂 My blog seems to attracting all kinds of weirdos 😦
I am sure he came searching something else… and why do i get a feeling that you have tampered with the spellings !!!!!!
bhagooooooooooooo… lol….
I could send you the screen shot for proof 🙂 I really haven’t tampered – I am a very honest person, Hitchy 🙂
prooof ???
arrre… smi, dont you get the knack of it yet… !! lol… I m just kidding dear !! 😀
Arre, I know! I was just generally trying to be serious 🙂
Lol babes.i cant stop laughing smitha 🙂
how to write excuses for and avoid schools 🙂
Yes, some people seem desperate to avoid school 🙂
Maybe someone searched for smitha sen 😉
lol! Yes, and google must have assumed it to be Sushmita 🙂
Hahaha
Funny na how the word “Aunties” led to your blog! 😉
*bhaagooooo*
Very funny 🙂 Masood – yes bhagooo is right 🙂
Smi, leave couple of comments with ‘uncle’, ‘oldie’ and all at Masood’s too. 😀
Great idea, Sols! Will do – starting tomorrow, I will call Masood, Masood Uncle – only 🙂
ROFL.. 😀 😀
but truly.. ‘aunties ke bib babes’..?
LOL people can’t even spell excuse.. google is smart.. 🙂
I know!!! They can’t spell but they sure can search 🙂
ohhh my god, LMAO :D…I’m trying to control my laugh right here …else my friends will think , i bcum crazy 😀 …..
‘aunties ke big babes’ — weird, still how did he end up here, for that. …..rhinoplasty,hus wish list,avoid school uk…so odd 🙂
Weird no? I seem to have some funny, funny people coming here 😦
LOLOLOLOL I think Aunties ke big babes is a typo error….LOLOL Sorry but I think thats what it is LOLOLOLOL
And I think, I know what you are thinking !!! 😆 😀
hey smitha, i read this yesterday night itself.. forgot to comment 😐
hilarious 🙂 especially the excuses and the green hair..
Dhiren bhai, i did search for it in Google after mentioned about it 😀
So you, Mystery , are one of those hits 🙂 I knew that somebody from our blog samaj must have searched 🙂
Not Silk Smitha??!!!. Aunties ke big babes! Ha ha ha!
You are teasing me too 😥
I think the “babes” was a mistake. Poor thing might know the correct spelling. 😉
Its fun at times and shocking too to see the keywords which bring people to your blog. 🙂
Certainly possible 🙂
Oh ya once someone landed on my blog because he was looking for prostitutes in Mumbai….thanks to my posts on sex trafficking…sick 😦 .All sorts of weirdos out there. Hence one should avoid putting up personal pics etc etc.
Oh oh!! That is sickening! It just goes to show, I guess
lol @ the Title!!!
The cutest search item for my blog has been “all good good things about being short”
Oh that is so cute!!! I could write a post on all good good things about being short 🙂
Yep!!! these search items deserve a post as you come across weirdest things!!!!
I know!
LOL! AUnty ke big babes 😀
since others have pointed it out 😉
I wont go into details about what I thought 😀
🙂 Yes, I guess we all know what the person wanted to search for 🙂 Btw, I have got a bunch of hits for ‘Big Aunties’ too- yesterday 🙂
See? there are others besides Poohi who think green hair is cool 😀 *waiting for Smitha to change her haircolour soon* 😆
Yes -next time I colour my hair – I’ll go looking for green 🙂 😆
husband wish list? 😀
husband ki wish list or what a husband should be wish list? Who knows what the person was searching for? 😉
Why anybody would search for either of this – is beyond me 🙂 But it takes all kinds, doesn’t it 🙂
how to write excuses for 1. skip school
avoid school uk 😀
where were these search engines when I was a kid? 😦
Smitha you should have been in my school 😀 we could have given excuses together 😀
Yes 🙂 That would have been fun 🙂
and you know what??
Poohi has you at home! ready made excuse generator!! 😆
Oh yeah! 😆 ready made, home made excuse generator! Now that you have used this phrase – am sure I will get a few hits for that too 🙂
rhinoplasty?
🙄 sush and Nigella?
people are weird!
I know 🙂 Someone must be trying to find out if they had rhinoplasty – poor thing – must not be too happy at being directed here 🙂
Dhirenbhai? 😀
ye toh sach hai!
*Indy’s prediction*
somewhere around the month of August a creature will be seen madly screaming and running down the streets of Indore, Bharuch or Mumbai(depends on where he is at that point of time) 😀
the creature’s name?
Dhirenbhai! 😆
what will he be running from?
the rakhis which will haunt him even in his dreams
ROFL !The mental image of Dhiren Bhai running and thousands of Rakhi’s chasing him is hilarious 🙂
Prediction will come true! 👿
*sees Dhiren coming..*
fake sadhu grabs her stuff and runs off! 😆
😆 Dhiren is already talking of not posting and taking a break and everything 🙂 I guess he wants us all to forget the bhai – in the meanwhile 🙂
what ?????
Indy !!!!
I didnt read this… until now… !!!
Oh my my… !!!!
I will be in bharuch !!!!! for sure !!! booked my tickets for 4th and will reach bharuch at 1.30 am…. I dare all Rakhi tiers to dare… !!!!!!!!!
** clouds rumbling the distance..**
We can send you e-rakhi’s too 🙂 Once sent – you have to accept it 🙂
LOL Smitha… 😆
/*monstermind ????*/
where you have mentioned this??? ROFL.. 😆
haha, this is weird, and funny of course
Hahaha saw this post again in your ‘Top posts’ section.
Can’t still stop laughing. And you posted this like a yr and a half back!!!
Seriously! You should see the stuff people search for and land up on this post 🙂 It does seem to be the most popular posts of all time on my blog 😦
Sheesh, that last comment got me worried. Yr and a half back??!! Gosh, time sure is flying by. I cant believe I know some of you via blogs for so long. Looks like yday when i first starting reading your blog. It was around the time when Ibrahim was born and I did some of this so called ‘mommy tags’. And he turns 2 next month. Man, you’ve got me all nostalgic. And worried. About my age. And yours too! Misery loves company. Go figure 🙂
Worried about your age? and mine? 🙂
Yes, it has been a long time, hasn’t it? Time does fly! Can’t believe how quickly!
Ibrahim is already almost 2? Goodness! That was quick! Before you know it, he will be ready for school! Time flies way too fast!