‘aunties ke big babes’

…. is what someone searched to land at my blog! I had no plans of posting today.. Has been a couple of crazy crazy days – I have not even responded to the comments , loads of unread posts in my reader, but I just could not resist when I saw this search term πŸ™‚

Hitchwriter had invited all his readers to take up this tag about what people search for, and end up reaching our blogs πŸ™‚Β Here are some of the bizarre ones that people have been searching for to reach mine!

1. aunties ke big babes Β -what was he thinking when he/she thinking when he searched for this? And whatever made google land him here?

2. monstermind ????

3. husband wish list – Any takers – who has been searching for that πŸ™‚

4. introduction about act of rape in india – There have been loads of searches with the keyword of ‘rape’ – but this was extra weird!

5. daughter green hair – So there are more daughters in the world wanting green hair Β πŸ™‚ Maybe, somebody”s teenage daughter wants to colour her hair green and wants to see if she has company πŸ™‚

6. how to write excuses for 1. skip school(loads)

2. avoid school uk(loads)

3. avoid friend’s trip(just one person πŸ™‚ )

4. to go on trip

and some of these people looking to write excuses – also do not happen know how to spell ‘excuse’ πŸ™‚ But google still manages to land them here πŸ™‚

7. Lots of people looking for Sushmita Sen and one looking for ‘nigella lawson+rhinoplasty’

8. and of course how can I forget – people looking for Dhiren Bhai πŸ™‚ There was just one hit for it before Dhiren wrote his post – had a bunch after that – so I suspect some of our blogsamajites have been trying to verify the claim that searching for Dhiren Bhai could land you here πŸ™‚

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51 thoughts on “‘aunties ke big babes’

  1. ROFL…

    aunties ke big babes – haha whatever that means!
    husband wish list – omg πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ !

    I haven’t the slightest idea!!! Can’t even begin to imagine what they were searching for πŸ™‚

  2. Okie … now that its confirmed,

    Aunties ke big babes – I can’t stop laughing
    Me too – when I first saw it πŸ™‚

    Am nt looking for any of those husband wishlists or monsterminds πŸ˜›
    Thank god πŸ™‚

    And daughter green hair – Is it the current trend or what? Lemme know if u get to know pls πŸ˜‰
    Sure πŸ™‚

    Dhiren Bhai too – Wow Hitchy! U hv become blog world famous πŸ˜› Congrats!
    Now, don’t call me Swarthi ok πŸ˜‰

    lol:) I am sure, at this rate, won’t be long before I get hits for ‘Swarthi’ too πŸ™‚

  3. aunties ke big babes!!!!
    ROFL!!!!!

    it may have been that post of urs smithu – “From the Babes Mouth”

    aha! detective crafty on the case!!! πŸ˜›

    lol! πŸ˜† Detective Crafty to the rescue, I didn’t even think of it!!!!!!

    husband wish list??? *ahem* this cud mean anything, good lord!!!! πŸ™„
    I know πŸ™‚ I am just dying to know what they were actually thinking πŸ™‚

    rape here also! but its better than what came up at hitchu’s blog…rapegirls or something!!!! :O
    Rape came up because of the post that I did on Rapes in India.. That was atleast understandable πŸ™‚

    green hair is a hit!!!! now u shud be proud to sport it smithu!!!
    Yeah! Green hair – the new black πŸ™‚

    how to write excuses??? LOL!!! one handy blog urs is turning out to be!!! πŸ˜›
    I know! They must be so disappointed to reach here – when all they wanted was to find out ‘how to write an excuse’ πŸ™‚

    sushmita sen, rhinoplasty??? google is wierd, man!!

    Sushmita Sen – I think because of that tag – switcheroo tag πŸ™‚ – I had listed her. Rhinoplasty = coz Solilo mentioned it in the comments πŸ™‚
    yeah i remember u had mentioned thison hitchu’s blog too!
    u’ve given more ideas to more readers…
    I know πŸ™‚
    LOL smithu…now u know na what to do?? Bhaaagooooooo
    πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

    That is what I plan to do πŸ™‚

  4. I had “girls shitting on the road” I had used bullshit in on of my posts hence I think my blog showed up. But still – girls shitting on the road? Why? Why?

    ‘girls shitting on the road’ – omigid!! What all are people interested in? I can’t see why someone would want to search with those keywords!!!

  5. lolz aunty ke big babes….well innocently hoping that the guys who googled it didn’t misspell the last word…ahem!!

    I would like to hope too πŸ™‚

  6. ROFL!!!!!! classic πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

    I have had a lot of weird ones…. some of which I cannot even disclose in the open public πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

    ha ha ha πŸ™‚ especially after your sex change saga – I’m not surprised πŸ™‚

  7. LOL, Im sure the guy typed it wrong. He was searching for something else, that pervert !!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    I am quite sure of that too πŸ™‚

    Blogspot doesnt provide such a feature, it would be fun na? Hmmmm…..

    See – one more reason to move to WP – why aren’t you moving by the way?

  8. Smi, I thought this is going to be A-rated. Are you sure it was ‘aunties ke big babes’? πŸ˜† πŸ˜† *bhagooooo*

    Yes, thats what he/she searched for – but like a lot of others here – I am quite sure – not what he meant to search for πŸ™‚ Another person with spelling issues πŸ™‚

    After that swinging other side post and couple of comments, I get the weirdest search terms. Ha..ha..ha..
    I can so imagine πŸ™‚

  9. Oh! Rhinoplasty term I used to tell OG about Shobhana’s nose surgery. πŸ˜€

    Yes, and today I got one for bobbitting too – thanks to your comment on that post on rapes πŸ™‚

    Hitchy is everyone’s bhai. The amount of rakhis he will get on Raksha Bandhan.

    πŸ˜† I am so enjoying this πŸ™‚ Dhirem must be waiting for August to come πŸ™‚

  10. LOL!!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    I so agree with Solilo! πŸ˜€ Hitchy seems to be everyone’s Bhai nowadays!! πŸ˜€

    I don’t think it can get any weirder!!!!

    ha ha πŸ™‚ Pixie – I agree with Sols too πŸ™‚

  11. LOL!!!

    I think the person was searching for ‘aunties ke big boobs’ …
    Probably Bones – now the person will definitely reach here- thanks to your comment πŸ™‚

    How did you find these out? Is there an option on wordpress?

    Yes, if you go to the Blogstats option and scroll down – you will be able to find a section on the search terms πŸ™‚

  12. ROFLMAO!! Aunties ke big babes? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ sounds more like big boobs but didnt know how to spell I guess!

    I know! Now that you and Bones have spelt it out – am sure I will get a few hits with the correct spelling as well πŸ™‚

    Wish list for husband.. someone seems to be out of ideas….
    I know! πŸ˜†

    monster mind somehow reminded me of monsterhouse.. I kinda love that show πŸ™‚
    You do? I haven’t seen it..Have to see it sometime.

    avoid schools et al .. he he he πŸ˜€
    yes, probably just goes to show that there are many people out there trying to play truant from school πŸ™‚

    Oh I have many searches for hitchwriter too!!
    Oh Hitchy sure seems very popular πŸ™‚ That must be after your review of him πŸ™‚

  13. the first one is so so ROTFLOL !!!!!!!

    muahahahahahahaha

    buhahahahahaha …. !!!!!!1

    oh god let me recover my sense… !!!

    I need to meet you …… lol ……….. πŸ˜†

    sorry but just cant stop laughing……..

    Stop laughing, Hitchy πŸ™‚ My blog seems to attracting all kinds of weirdos 😦

    • I am sure he came searching something else… and why do i get a feeling that you have tampered with the spellings !!!!!!

      bhagooooooooooooo… lol….

      I could send you the screen shot for proof πŸ™‚ I really haven’t tampered – I am a very honest person, Hitchy πŸ™‚

      • prooof ???

        arrre… smi, dont you get the knack of it yet… !! lol… I m just kidding dear !! πŸ˜€

        Arre, I know! I was just generally trying to be serious πŸ™‚

  14. Lol babes.i cant stop laughing smitha πŸ™‚

    how to write excuses for and avoid schools πŸ™‚
    Yes, some people seem desperate to avoid school πŸ™‚

    Maybe someone searched for smitha sen πŸ˜‰

    lol! Yes, and google must have assumed it to be Sushmita πŸ™‚

  15. Hahaha
    Funny na how the word “Aunties” led to your blog! πŸ˜‰
    *bhaagooooo*

    Very funny πŸ™‚ Masood – yes bhagooo is right πŸ™‚

    • Smi, leave couple of comments with ‘uncle’, ‘oldie’ and all at Masood’s too. πŸ˜€

      Great idea, Sols! Will do – starting tomorrow, I will call Masood, Masood Uncle – only πŸ™‚

  16. ROFL.. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    but truly.. ‘aunties ke bib babes’..?

    LOL people can’t even spell excuse.. google is smart.. πŸ™‚

    I know!!! They can’t spell but they sure can search πŸ™‚

  17. ohhh my god, LMAO :D…I’m trying to control my laugh right here …else my friends will think , i bcum crazy πŸ˜€ …..
    ‘aunties ke big babes’ — weird, still how did he end up here, for that. …..rhinoplasty,hus wish list,avoid school uk…so odd πŸ™‚

    Weird no? I seem to have some funny, funny people coming here 😦

  18. LOLOLOLOL I think Aunties ke big babes is a typo error….LOLOL Sorry but I think thats what it is LOLOLOLOL

    And I think, I know what you are thinking !!! πŸ˜† πŸ˜€

  19. hey smitha, i read this yesterday night itself.. forgot to comment 😐
    hilarious πŸ™‚ especially the excuses and the green hair..
    Dhiren bhai, i did search for it in Google after mentioned about it πŸ˜€

    So you, Mystery , are one of those hits πŸ™‚ I knew that somebody from our blog samaj must have searched πŸ™‚

  20. I think the “babes” was a mistake. Poor thing might know the correct spelling. πŸ˜‰
    Its fun at times and shocking too to see the keywords which bring people to your blog. πŸ™‚

    Certainly possible πŸ™‚

  21. Oh ya once someone landed on my blog because he was looking for prostitutes in Mumbai….thanks to my posts on sex trafficking…sick 😦 .All sorts of weirdos out there. Hence one should avoid putting up personal pics etc etc.

    Oh oh!! That is sickening! It just goes to show, I guess

  22. lol @ the Title!!!

    The cutest search item for my blog has been “all good good things about being short”

    Oh that is so cute!!! I could write a post on all good good things about being short πŸ™‚

    Yep!!! these search items deserve a post as you come across weirdest things!!!!

    I know!

  23. LOL! AUnty ke big babes πŸ˜€
    since others have pointed it out πŸ˜‰

    I wont go into details about what I thought πŸ˜€
    πŸ™‚ Yes, I guess we all know what the person wanted to search for πŸ™‚ Btw, I have got a bunch of hits for ‘Big Aunties’ too- yesterday πŸ™‚

    See? there are others besides Poohi who think green hair is cool πŸ˜€ *waiting for Smitha to change her haircolour soon* πŸ˜†

    Yes -next time I colour my hair – I’ll go looking for green πŸ™‚ πŸ˜†
    husband wish list? πŸ˜€
    husband ki wish list or what a husband should be wish list? Who knows what the person was searching for? πŸ˜‰

    Why anybody would search for either of this – is beyond me πŸ™‚ But it takes all kinds, doesn’t it πŸ™‚

    how to write excuses for 1. skip school

    avoid school uk πŸ˜€
    where were these search engines when I was a kid? 😦
    Smitha you should have been in my school πŸ˜€ we could have given excuses together πŸ˜€
    Yes πŸ™‚ That would have been fun πŸ™‚

    and you know what??
    Poohi has you at home! ready made excuse generator!! πŸ˜†
    Oh yeah! πŸ˜† ready made, home made excuse generator! Now that you have used this phrase – am sure I will get a few hits for that too πŸ™‚

    rhinoplasty?
    πŸ™„ sush and Nigella?
    people are weird!

    I know πŸ™‚ Someone must be trying to find out if they had rhinoplasty – poor thing – must not be too happy at being directed here πŸ™‚

    Dhirenbhai? πŸ˜€
    ye toh sach hai!

    *Indy’s prediction*
    somewhere around the month of August a creature will be seen madly screaming and running down the streets of Indore, Bharuch or Mumbai(depends on where he is at that point of time) πŸ˜€

    the creature’s name?
    Dhirenbhai! πŸ˜†

    what will he be running from?
    the rakhis which will haunt him even in his dreams :mrgreen:
    ROFL !The mental image of Dhiren Bhai running and thousands of Rakhi’s chasing him is hilarious πŸ™‚

    Prediction will come true! πŸ‘Ώ

    *sees Dhiren coming..*
    fake sadhu grabs her stuff and runs off! πŸ˜†

    πŸ˜† Dhiren is already talking of not posting and taking a break and everything πŸ™‚ I guess he wants us all to forget the bhai – in the meanwhile πŸ™‚

    • what ?????

      Indy !!!!

      I didnt read this… until now… !!!

      Oh my my… !!!!

      I will be in bharuch !!!!! for sure !!! booked my tickets for 4th and will reach bharuch at 1.30 am…. I dare all Rakhi tiers to dare… !!!!!!!!!

      ** clouds rumbling the distance..**

      We can send you e-rakhi’s too πŸ™‚ Once sent – you have to accept it πŸ™‚

  24. Sheesh, that last comment got me worried. Yr and a half back??!! Gosh, time sure is flying by. I cant believe I know some of you via blogs for so long. Looks like yday when i first starting reading your blog. It was around the time when Ibrahim was born and I did some of this so called ‘mommy tags’. And he turns 2 next month. Man, you’ve got me all nostalgic. And worried. About my age. And yours too! Misery loves company. Go figure πŸ™‚

    • Worried about your age? and mine? πŸ™‚

      Yes, it has been a long time, hasn’t it? Time does fly! Can’t believe how quickly!

      Ibrahim is already almost 2? Goodness! That was quick! Before you know it, he will be ready for school! Time flies way too fast!

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