Poohi Speaks

I decided to dedicate a page to Poohi’s antics (Thanks Vimmuuu for suggesting it ). Just so that I can jot them down as and when she says them, instead of making them into posts :)

17/08/2009

Poohi re-discovered her old high chair that we had hidden away and desparately wants to sit on it again. Never mind that she is too big for it. Her argument goes,’ I’m not a big girl anymore, I’m a small girl now, I neeeeed to sit on the high chair’!

18/08/2009

Today, I kicked a door real hard – clumsy me. Daughter comes running and says, ‘You alright, Amma?’ . I said, ‘Yes, I am’. So she turns her attention to the poor door.

‘Door, You alright?’

‘No?’

‘Oh dear! Amma, don’t hurt door again, OK?’

19/08/2009

My husband has a habit of keeping away things  - sambhal ke, and we never to see them again. We had been searching for a CD , high and low and had assumed it to be lost. Yesterday, Poohi found the CD inside the arm flap of his lazy boy chair. And I was quite annoyed that he kept it there – of all the places !

So Poohi, hands on her hips, expression stern, says, ‘Daddy, why did you do that?’

Daddy, ‘ Sorry, darling’

Poohi, with that same expression, ‘ Don’t do that again, OK?’

25/08/2009

This happened some time back. One a sunny and warm day, we had been waiting to bill our purchases at a store and there was this lady ahead of us. She had been wearing a tube top (with bare shoulders) and Poohi giggles and tells me, ‘Oh dear, Aunty does not have a shirt’!

I seriously did not know where to hide myself :(

22/09/2009

Today was Poohi’s first day in nursery at school. It is also the first time that she is attending nursery for the full day. She has been waiting for this since ages. She knew that she would start school in September and has been ever since waiting for September to come :)

Two weeks back, we had a home visit from her Key workers at the nursery and when they gave us this date, she was not happy at all. She turned to me and said, ‘But Amma, I will go to school in September – not 22nd!

Today, she was in very high spirits the whole morning. On our way to school, it was very windy and I showed her clouds moving across the sky – very fast. And she pipes up with, ‘ Oh I know! The Clouds are going to my school too!.

The nursery was so lovely – I wanted to join them and play! They had all kinds of toys around.. and her Key worker is such a sweet lady.. In no time, I was told to go back home,  ‘this is my school, you need to go back, Amma’. So off I came, waiting for the time to pick her up.. And a long wait it is too…

22/09/2009

Nursery Day Update. Turns out she had a wonderful day after all. They have huge outdoor play areas – which I could see that she enjoyed completely:) She even ate her 2 sandwiches and promptly fell asleep on the way back :) And wants to go back tomorrow – I guess I can’t ask for more…

23/09/2009

Today, Poohi had just 3 hours of nursery – Wednesdays are 3 hour sessions. She was so disappointed, that she said, ‘Can we go to another nursery please?’ Seriously, people will think that I torture her at home. She just does not want to come home!

27/09/2009

I have my very own moral police these days. I was dressing up in a sari to step out for Durga Puja, when daughter sees me, and screams, all scandalised at my bare mid-rif, ‘You can’t go out like that! You need a bigger shirt!’

14/11/2009

The other day we were reading a book on monkeys when I asked her, just to pull her leg, ‘Poohi, do you have a tail like the monkeys?’.

She gave me an exasperated look and said,’ No Amme, I only have a bum. You have a bum, Daddy has a bum. No tails , ok?’ She must think of me as the most ignorant person in the world!

14/11/2009

There are triplets in her class. Three identical girls! So one day I was just mentioning how wonderful it must be to have three little girls, when daughter turns at me and says,’No Amma, you have one little girl – me. Not three! OK? I am your little girl – just one.’ Just in case I had any doubts :)

04/12/2009

Poohi has a best friend M who is french. One day, she comes and tells me, ‘Amma, M is french’. So I decided to use the opportunity to tell her about her own ethnicity. So I said, Do you know what you are? You are Indian’. She gave me look which and said patiently,’ No Amma, I am three!’

38 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 August 17

    Let her sit on it with half a butt! hey you have kept the high chair for no. 2? so sweet. and update this page I am a Poohi fan.


    No no – I did not keep it for No 2! No plans what so ever for No 2 :) When we shifted from London, this was supposed to be sent to the charity, instead husband grabbed it without thinking and put it in the van. A friend of ours was supposed to take it -so it was stored away for him. Last weekend, we had friends over and their daughter uses the high chair – so we brought it out. Ever since, madam, has spent all her waking hours in that high chair! I have never met a child who likes being strapped in a chair!

    • 2009 October 15

      Btw before anyone claims, let me ask the inevitable question “Am I the first on Poohi Kutty’s page?”

      *sakshi marks her coming first with a song dedicated to Poohi*

      Phoolo ka taaro ka sab ka kehna hai
      ek hazaaro main hamari poohi kutty hai…..

  2. 2009 August 18

    awww…poohikutty is cutie-pie!and Smits,treat like a child,ok..she is not a ig girl anymore :D
    yes me too demands more updates :)

    Will update – I plan to use this as an online diary :)

  3. 2009 August 20

    Wow! She is awesome Smithu! Strict disciplinarian eh ;)

    Some more updates plssssssss

  4. 2009 August 20

    Nice idea smitha of creating a page for poohi’s talk

    It was Vimmuuu who suggested it. And I thought it would be fun :)

    So poohi is not a big girl now, so sweet :)

    yes, she is going the reverse way – she’s a small girl now apparently!

    Loved her snap on the face book,cutie pie

    Thank you :) Varunavi’s and Pinkuda’s pics are real cute too – do post more..

  5. 2009 August 20

    this is brilliant idea…would u mind me stealing this idea and doing the same on my blog :-)

    Oh please do! We will get daily updates of Yashi then :)

  6. 2009 August 24

    Wowwowow !!! You implemented my suggestion !!! Yeyyy !!! Atleast someone listens to me ! :D :D :D

    Yes, I did ! :) Yes, people listen when you give sensible ideas :)

    What about the ones that you had already put in all those earlier posts ? Arent you going to update them here? Please do ! Each of them made a good read !


    Oh dear! I doubt if I will get the time to do it.. I will need some Poohi free and husband free time to do all that :)

    Btw, One day when Poohi gets to read all this, she is going to murder you :D :D :D :D

    That is what I worry about.. Maybe I can go into hiding then :)

  7. 2009 August 24

    ROFL @ ‘Oh dear! Amma, don’t hurt door again, OK?’-poohikutti is a cutie-sweetie pie!
    And that ‘daddy why did you do that’ expression…I can imagine her big eyes rolling with that hands firmle on her hips :lol: :lol:

    She is getting a little too bossy these days – so am having to cut her short when she does that these days :(

    Ummas and hugzzz to Kunjumani :)

    She passes them back to you too!

  8. 2009 August 24
    kanagu permalink

    she is cute, cute, cute… :D how thoughtful Poohi was :D
    great to see..

    she is turning into strict kid.. :)

    Yes, very strict indeed :)

    please update some more Smitha.. we are poohi fans… waiting to read :)

    and I agree with Vimal bro.. she is going to murder you for putting this all… :D

    Yes, and even if she did not think of it – now after reading all your comments, she is bound to :)

  9. 2009 August 25

    Updates pls :P

  10. 2009 August 25

    Ha ha ha .. Wonder what wud hv been aunty’s reaction if she hd heard that :P

  11. 2009 August 25

    MAd laughing @ ‘Oh dear! Amma, don’t hurt door again, OK?’ cute cuter cutest….

    Thank you :)

  12. 2009 August 25

    Hehehehehehehehehehe! :-D

    I hadn’t noticed this Page. :lol:

    Poohi is sooooo soooooo Sweet. :-D

    Hugs for my darling Poohi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mwaah!!!!!! :-D

  13. 2009 August 30

    hey,hows Poohimol now?

    Much better now :)

  14. 2009 September 11

    This page is nice smitha.. Keep updating :)

    Will do Mystery :) Thanks!

  15. 2009 September 12

    this is so so cute… especially the door one… so naive and so lovely… oh i cant wait to have kids…!!!! :D

    Thank you! I am sure you will love it when you have kids :)

  16. 2009 September 13

    Aww this is an adorable idea!!!!!! I am making changes to my blog, and might take some tips from here!! :)

    IHM, The credit of this idea goes to Vimmuuu – he had suggested this in one of his comments :) But I have been rather tardy here – no time these days :(

  17. 2009 September 22

    Jesus… !!!! why did I not see this page earlier… !!! and why wouldnt you make me read it earlier.. huh ??

    Sorry Sorry! I keep forgetting – it is more like a diary of jottings..

    trust me if i did something even half as cute… I would shove it down everyone’s throat in our blog samaj !!!!!!

    :) Ha ha

    Poohi is one cute girl !!!!!!! Really !!! Touchwood !!!!!!!!!!

    Thank you :) on her behalf

    she is absolutely right in saying Sorry Door… !!!! with your gazelle like physique… you must take care… never do that again… !!!!!!!

    You mean elephant like , na?

    That Aunty should know better… !!!!! lol… !!!!!!! ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!
    She doing dadagiri with her Dad !!!!!! she is just awesome !!!!!!

    Oh yes – she thinks he is hers to bully :)

  18. 2009 September 22

    I love this page Smitha. This diary kind of updating is great. Look forward to more Poohi speaks :)

    Thanks Lakshmi!

  19. 2009 September 30

    Tell Poohi chakkara that this auntie has some garden snails for her whenever she plans to visit Peanut.

    Told her and she is all excited :) She and my neighbour’s daughter love snails so much that they are constantly hunting down snails :)

    Smi: just now our gardener is spraying Snail killer on all plants…probably the last for this season and I remembered how much Poohi loves snails. Another blogger friend’s son too love snails and also had a pet one which they had to give away recently because they multiply fast.

    Oh dear! You guys are killing all of Poohi’s friends :) Here they will all disappear in winters..

  20. 2009 October 6
    myamusingmind permalink

    thats a nice idea

    Thank you :)

  21. 2009 October 8

    ‘You can’t go out like that! You need a bigger shirt!’
    Poohiammammey,that was classic..ROFL

    :lol: She seriously thinks she can dictate terms to me :)

  22. 2009 October 14

    Smitha, I have a suggestion to make this diary in reverse chronological order, with latest updates first. Please feel free to dismiss ;)

  23. 2009 October 17

    “I have my very own moral police these days. I was dressing up in a sari to step out for Durga Puja, when daughter sees me, and screams, all scandalised at my bare mid-rif, ‘You can’t go out like that! You need a bigger shirt!’”

    These little girls are just jealous of their hot mammas. :D

    :lol: That is it :) They must be jealous :)

  24. 2009 October 18

    @“I have my very own moral police these days.”

    :lol: !!! I once took my daughter to the beauty parlour with me, when we were walking back she told me not to worry, she was watching that nobody “saw anything” during waxing and facial etc !!

  25. 2009 October 21

    Me wants more of Poohi tales :sad: heee at the moral policing! Saman say’s I should always be wearing salwar suits instead of Jeans :roll:

    • 2009 October 21

      Saman is very protective :) He wants to keep his hot mama away from dangerous eyes :)

      I hardly wear salwar suits :( Husband says I look like a behenji ;) So all she sees me in is jeans or skirts and an occasional kurti over jeans – so a sari totally scandalized her :) Bare midriff – shiva shiva! I hope she stays like this till she is in her twenties;)

  26. 2009 October 21
    Pal permalink

    Awwww….the little darling! This is a brilliant journal. Well done, Smiths. A real treasure of memories, right here! Poohi is one brilliant little kid, I must say. And why do you torture her at home? Poor kid!

    • 2009 October 21

      No sympathy for me, Pals? Poor me! I am the one getting tortured :)

  27. 2009 November 5

    Poohikutty,tell your ma to share some more of your grandma-talks with us!she seems to have forgotten there are some of us waiting eagerly to get some updates about you!

  28. 2009 November 9
    Swaram permalink

    Sigh! So bad of me :( Hv nt visited this page for a long time nw!

    The Clouds are going to my school too! – So sweet :) Its so nice to see her having taken to nursery so well Smithu :) She is a darling for sure :)

    She loves the nursery so much, that I worry that I must be ill-treating her at home :)

    ROFL :lol: Smithu :P
    people will think that I torture her at home.
    What do u do Smithu ha ha ha ;) Kids baap re! ROFL @ bare midriff ;) ;) I wanna c that pic ;)

    Oh what? me in a sari? I look so round that I am ashamed of putting it up :(

  29. 2009 November 16

    Hee she gets hilarious with every new entry :mrgreen: so she taught you that Bum is the only thing she inherited from both your families :roll:

    Yeah right :) Tharavad sothu as we say :)

    I think she wanted to be very clear about having more sisters in case you know you are interested :lol: Like Saman always stresses that he won’t mind having a BIG SISTER and anything other than a girl with 4 inches more height than him will not be accepted at any cost :shock: :mad:

    LOL! ‘he won’t mind having a BIG SISTER and anything other than a girl with 4 inches more height than him will not be accepted at any cost’ – Saman, as I said, has all his concepts in the right place :)

    • 2009 November 23

      “so she taught you that Bum is the only thing she inherited from both your families”..classic,Saksh :lol:

  30. 2009 November 18

    Oh man! this was an absolute treat to read!!!! I demand more!!!!!!!

    Hey Winnie – how are you? :) Will post more :)

  31. 2009 November 23

    “No Amma, you have one little girl – me. Not three! OK? ” LOL Poohikutty. What is this Poohi’s amma, are you trying to give her some kind of a sibling-hint :P

    No such hope, Deeps :) I find the idea of identical twins/triplets really cute :) When I was pregnant I used to hope that it would be twins :)

  32. 2009 December 2

    Ahh the bum one is the coolest … lol u ignorant mum :P

    I loved the triplet thingy too ;)

    Swaram – the kind of gyan that she gives me sometimes!

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